The verdicts

Every piece, one honest number.

Sorted newest first. Each verdict links to the full breakdown — every criterion, every score, no hand-waving.

◆These are sample verdicts. They demonstrate the format and the rubric. Real, hands-on testing with measured data is underway — the scores shown are illustrative for now.
Grinder9.1/10

Santa Cruz Shredder 4-piece

An almost suspiciously even grind and a kief screen that earns its keep.

Approved
Glass · Bong8.6/10

RooR Little Sista 3.2

Reference-grade German glass. You pay for the name, but the cooling is real.

Approved
Glass · Bong3.4/10

Gas-station acrylic tube

Hot, harsh, tippy, and made of plastic we couldn't verify. A hard pass.

Not approved
Vaporizer—

Dry-herb vape shootout

Four convection units on the bench right now. Verdict lands soon.

In the lab